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Here's some food for thought: The Whoopie cushion (also called a "Poo-Poo" or "Raspberry" cushion) was first invented in 1873 by a rebellious Victorian-era English noble woman as a way to repel unwanted suitors. She·d bring with her wherever she went, and if she lost interest in the man she was talking to, she·s just sit down real hard _ and problem solved! Okay, so that story was totally fake, but so are a lot of things in life, so get used to it. And while you·re at it, take a note, ladies, from our make-pretend 'noble woman' and get yourself one of these Whoopie cushions the next time you go out with your girlfriends to a crowded bar full of Barneys. When that drunk toothless guy asks you to dance, you·ll can thank us!
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