Emergency Mustache Kit

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Ever get caught in a bind and have trouble wriggling your way out? Everyday, you say? Slap on one of these Emergency Mustaches for a quick getaway as a new man. They come in 6 different personas and you know you're gonna need all 6! Rip open the Emergency packaging and quick stick. People around you will be baffled by your sudden disappearance and this new man standing where you were. When I accidentally knock spaghetti sauce over at the grocery store I slap one on. When the tax man comes a knockin', I slap one on. Yes, Emergencies do happen and it's best you be prepared. Mustaches transform anyone and works for men, women, and children.

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