No one really lives up to your expectations when it comes to the girls you date. Your dating experience is just one giant buzzkill and you've pretty much given up. Well, you better mark Friday night off on the calendar because Judy's at the door. She will capture your heart right out of the box. When you present her with the Glowing Red Rose she'll know you're serious. Serious enough to let her pick the restaurant you'll dine at. After a long period of coy silence, you'll step in and offer to cook dinner. She'll unpack the special Lovers Glasses and you'll both being seeing True Love Hearts. After dinner, surprise her with a Giant Hershey Kiss toy then prepare for a real kiss. After the night's over record your unbeatable experience in your handy Rate-a-Date Notepad. For once Mom's gonna be happy with the girl you bring around.
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