Why waste time on the toilet, when you can use it to get ready for the U.S. Open! Potty Putter contains everything you need for an exciting round of golf while you are waiting for nature to takes its course. Potty Putter begins with a custom-shaped PUTTING GREEN that sits around your toilet. It also has a cup with a flag, a specially-sized putter, and 2 golf balls. And since you're likely to spend a LOT more time in the john, you also get an OCCUPIED SIGN to hang on the doorknob. Did you ever wonder how Tiger Woods got so good? One word -- practice! And now every moment you spend on the porcelain goddess can be spent improving your game. Before long, you'll be sinking puts from 8, 12, or even 16 inches away! Think what that will do for your confidence, not to mention your constipation! And you never have to worry about a water trap, because you'll be sitting on top of it.
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