Mike Hawke Gets Hard (Rejected Children's Book

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Get ready for a wild ride with “Mike Hawke Gets Hard,” a hilariously naughty novelty book that follows the laugh-out-loud misadventures of Mike Hawke. From bed-wetting blunders to gym-time goofiness, Mike’s journey is packed with off color humor and side-splitting rhymes. This nasty tale isn’t for the faint of heart. As Mike tackles the trials and tribulations of getting older, you’ll find yourself giggling at every turn. Whether he’s shrinking his waistband, ranting about tight pants, or dealing with his friend Teabag who sticks to him like glue, Mike’s antics are sure to entertain and amuse. Perfect for:Gag gifts and stocking stuffers•Bachelor and bachelorette parties•Anyone who appreciates adult humor and a good laugh With simple and easy-to-draw illustrations that bring each hilarious line to life, “Mike Hawke Gets Hard” is a visual and comedic treat. This book is the ultimate in naughty novelty entertainment, making it an ideal gift for anyone who loves to laugh at life’s absurdities. Warning: This book contains adult humor and is intended for mature audiences only. Add some humor to your day and see life through the lens of Mike Hawke’s comical escapades. Grab your copy of “Mike Hawke Gets Hard” today and let the laughter begin! Jump into the fun and discover why everyone is talking about Mike Hawke – it’s the perfect way to brighten anyone’s day with a bit of cheeky humor!

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