Freudian Slippers

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They're a pair of plush and comfy slippers, each featuring a stuffed Sigmund on the front. When you slide your feet into a pair of Freudian Slippers, your anxieties and unhealthy obsessions seem to melt away. The left side of your brain will thank your right foot, and your brain's right side will thank your left foot. (Don't ask us why it works this way... it just does.) Freudian Slippers are not just a novelty item... they're very well constructed slippers, so your feet will receive years of therapy. They're ingeniously designed so that your toes fit into Freud's tongue. So when you wiggle your toes, Freud wiggles his tongue. This may have some deep psychological meaning, or maybe it's just stupid. You'll love them, but don't be surprised if other members of your household suffer from Slipper Envy.

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