Some Gum gives you fresh breath, some give you sweet breath, others make you feel "fabulous", but this one makes you feel "Crapulous". It"s full of all the right stuff to really Crapify your life. Even if everything"s already Craptastic, make it even better with a few chews. More often than not you are gonna a need a Crap pick-me-up and here"s your perfect opportunity. What exactly does Crapulous taste like you say... red, hot cinnamon of course. It really accentuates the burn of something Crappy. We chew this Gum pretty regularly because we"re celebrating the likelihood that something Crappy will happen. If ain"t "Crapulous!" it just ain"t right.
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