Bigfoot's got his eye and his nose on you. He thinks your car stinks and it needs a pick-me-up. That's why he wants you to hang this Bigfoot Air Freshener from your car's rear view mirror and let the soothing scent of Pine stomp throughout. His Freshener looks just like him: mysterious, menacing, and hairy. People will think twice when they try to disrespect your car. They'll be taken aback by the official Bigfoot stamp of protection on your vehicle and the scent of pines nearby. Bigfoot has been known to reveal himself in smelly and hairy situations. However, all cameras and footage magically disables or disappears in his presence. The only thing you'll have to justify your encounter will be the whiff of pines and clean car. Could be a lot worse, right? We've heard the Lochness Monster leaves a pile of poop and a thick layer of slime on all her victim's cars. Such a typical mythical celebrity, so arrogant.
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