This Man is all you'll ever need. Well built, thoughtful (as in he already knows you love Chocolate), and always by your side (until you finish him, then you'll just need to get another). I mean, can you get any better than this? Your dateless friends are gonna Love this Valentine gift. They'll be so taken aback by his Perfection that they may wake up in a Chocolate coma by the side of the bed.
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