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Are you afraid of mythical creatures that have plagued society with paranoia and hysteria? Good, you should be, because they're all real! That Loch Ness Monster cackles from the shores in Scotland knowing you'll never spot her in her camofauge suit. Bigfoot knows he can prance around your campground and you'll never get a decent photo of him! He's danced in the background of all your outdoor family portraits and stared into your dining room as your family eats dinner. It's time to let him know he's welcome in your home and you just ain't scared anymore. When he's sees the actual footprint sized Door Mat you've laid out, he'll come right in. Set a place for him at the table and let him know you're not harboring an ounce of fear. Then once he sits down, snap pics of this scenario like a paparazzo. Then you can sell the photos to the tabloids and pay for a bigger home after the last was demolished by an angry Bigfoot! This Mat is 26" long x 15 1/2" wide and made from recycled plastic.
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