The Bacon Strips are sizzlin' today! With that smokin' hot tie, everyone's gonna be licking their chops your way. I mean, you may even be tempted to eat your own Tie and that's speaking from experience. It tastes nothing like real Bacon but it sure looks just as good. Why not surprise everyone at your sister's, boring, wedding with something warm and spicy. Turn every business meeting into a bbq bonanza. Whip out the plates of real Bacon too and you've just scored yourself a promotion! Remember, everyone loves Bacon, some people are just better at hiding it.
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