It's time to wrap yourself up for the holidays. Wrap yourself in something good and yummy. Get your friends and family a Gift Bag that's just as good for you as it is for them. Staring deeply into the Bacon will make you forget how much you spent on their gift. Perhaps too much or even too little. Perhaps there's nothing in the Bag at all. Maybe your complete devotion to the Bacon made you forget the very reason you bought this Bag. No fear, however since it's sure to do the same to your gift recipient. He or she will be calling you the next day thanking you for the generous gift (that no one remembers aside from the Bag it came in).
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